The Lithium Teapot Goes DiscoClick on Adrien Brody's lovely face* for witterings about falling over my feet on the red carpet, Steven Seagal, plays, BBC videos, Kylie, strippers, the novels of Pamela Anderson, cigarettes, crap Christmas cards and similarly high brow fare. Updated on occasional basis.
*Tenuous excuse for putting this picture on the internet. Obviously.
Nobody Likes A Quitter (now embarrassingly defunct)Click on the minute after I succumbed to the ban and quit to follow my embarrassingly temporary attempts to give up smoking through the use of PR-related merchandise and willpower. Jeopardised by Champagne, parties, screenings, gigs and aghast smoker friends, aided by Chupa Chup lollies, hypnotherapy, comfort-eating and the throwing of unhelpful housemates out of windows.